Mattel and Parker Brothers...bad science toys

I am surprised that these are still manufactured but Mattel [Magic 8-Ball] and Parker Brothers [Ouija Board] have them on the shelves at Toys R Us, Wallmart, K Mart, etc. I would covertly inquire if I would see my secret high school crush, Judy Cummings, in a bikini or during the family vacation if we were going to visit the Concrete Dinosaur Exhibit...girls would probably ask about dating, first kiss, or an assortment of romantic interludes. Heavy questions about God, immortality, and world peace were off limits. They are fun and completely void of any science.

Magic 8-Ball

Ouija Board