Philosophers' World Cup--some humor

When things become boring [no nasty mail; no severe weather] one can always turn to the British for a chuckle and such it is with Monty Python.

Monty Python

Philosophers' World Cup

The players:

Germans:

Beckenbauer
Hegel
Heidegger
Leibniz
Jaspers
Kant
Nietzsche
Schelling
Schlegel
Schopenhauer
Wittgenstein

Greeks:

Archimedes
Aristoteles
Demokrit
Empedokles von Acraga
Epikte
Epikur
Heraklit
Plato
Plotin
Sokrates
Sophokles

Special appearences:

Confucius
Karl Marx